Oy ... Vey.

I awoke at 3:15 this morning, and could not fall back asleep. It's now 9:15 and I still can't fall asleep. Perhaps I am thinking of rubber baby bumpers Perhaps not.

Eric and Samina - don't fret too much on the crib bumpers.

Instead, fret on when Zayd has explosive diarhhea, blows it all over a wall, and thus gets his first experience with his first "shower".

You would be amazed at how resilient kids are when being held upside down and hosed off from a heels-up positiion when their bottoms are so soiled from doing a three-foot-away ballistic poop.

Funny how that works!