The September 8th "Roscoe Watch" - Online Version
Sheesh ... as if I haven't had enough to say. When inspired, watch out, folks!
"Two commodities that will sell, regardless of price, are gasoline & tobacco." Well, duh, Roscoe ... care to add "Avarice" and "Greed" to that? Probably not.
"We must find a way to raise the economic status of the poor, particularly those in big city ghettos. Bill Cosby should be appointed national motivation leader, to persuade the downtrodden to make their lives, and the lives of their children, worthwhile." Hmmm ... why not, in the interim, force all those poor folk to name their next kids "Dammit" and "Jesus Christ"? Hey - it worked for Bill, as he grew up!
"New Orleans Mayor Nagin is no Rudy Guiliani." No duh. I think Rudy Guiliani had a phone number to call, or at least the gumption to call directory assistance. However, in the not-so-immortal words of Kanye West, maybe "George Bush don't care about black people." I wonder how many Grammy awards that idiot will garner?
"House Speaker Dennis Hastert said it best, "Why rebuild seven feet below sea level? Stubbornness will cause billions to be wasted." " OK ... (a) Why try to rebuild the bridge north of Lawrenceville that some drunk from Olney knocked down? If a drunk in a pickup truck can knock down a bridge, why was it being used in the first place??? and (b) Has Roscoe ever "known what it means, to miss New Orleans"?
"On the same day that Katrina struck, 1,000 Shiites perished when a huge pilgrims' parade to a holy shrine stampeded in Baghdad. That tragedy was barely mentioned in the news." WHOA. This is a surprise, that he would acknowledge this.
But wait ... "We yet believe that Osama bin Laden, or some of his underlings, will publicly claim that Allah caused Katrina to be so devastating to an entire nation." Dear God (or Allah, or "The Spirit Of All Things", or whoever you worship) ... GIVE ME A BREAK, when in the VERY NEXT LINE, he writes ...
"The need in the world is for a moratorium on war, religion, talking heads on television, and criticism of national leadership."
Pardon MY suggestion here, but I suggest that a need in the world is just for Roscoe to SHUT UP.
He alternatively cracks me up, yet ticks me off. Hopefully none of you have passed this blog site on to "Little Ann". LOL
"Two commodities that will sell, regardless of price, are gasoline & tobacco." Well, duh, Roscoe ... care to add "Avarice" and "Greed" to that? Probably not.
"We must find a way to raise the economic status of the poor, particularly those in big city ghettos. Bill Cosby should be appointed national motivation leader, to persuade the downtrodden to make their lives, and the lives of their children, worthwhile." Hmmm ... why not, in the interim, force all those poor folk to name their next kids "Dammit" and "Jesus Christ"? Hey - it worked for Bill, as he grew up!
"New Orleans Mayor Nagin is no Rudy Guiliani." No duh. I think Rudy Guiliani had a phone number to call, or at least the gumption to call directory assistance. However, in the not-so-immortal words of Kanye West, maybe "George Bush don't care about black people." I wonder how many Grammy awards that idiot will garner?
"House Speaker Dennis Hastert said it best, "Why rebuild seven feet below sea level? Stubbornness will cause billions to be wasted." " OK ... (a) Why try to rebuild the bridge north of Lawrenceville that some drunk from Olney knocked down? If a drunk in a pickup truck can knock down a bridge, why was it being used in the first place??? and (b) Has Roscoe ever "known what it means, to miss New Orleans"?
"On the same day that Katrina struck, 1,000 Shiites perished when a huge pilgrims' parade to a holy shrine stampeded in Baghdad. That tragedy was barely mentioned in the news." WHOA. This is a surprise, that he would acknowledge this.
But wait ... "We yet believe that Osama bin Laden, or some of his underlings, will publicly claim that Allah caused Katrina to be so devastating to an entire nation." Dear God (or Allah, or "The Spirit Of All Things", or whoever you worship) ... GIVE ME A BREAK, when in the VERY NEXT LINE, he writes ...
"The need in the world is for a moratorium on war, religion, talking heads on television, and criticism of national leadership."
Pardon MY suggestion here, but I suggest that a need in the world is just for Roscoe to SHUT UP.
He alternatively cracks me up, yet ticks me off. Hopefully none of you have passed this blog site on to "Little Ann". LOL

2 Comments:
18 years on September 29th, to be exact. There are so many things that remind me of her.
Mom would have loved looking at the quilts hanging up at the quilt stand at the St. Paul Picnic. However, she would probably have not bought tickets to try to win one. She would have looked them over, then gone home to spend a winter quilting one that would have been a better product.
Even that pan Dad used for his popcorn. Remember all the banana cakes she made in that?
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Lee, at 9/14/2005 1:16 AM
To quote Hazel Imogene:
"WHY does he have to chew his tongue all the time???"
Perhaps he's just missed his meds all these years.
By
Lee, at 9/15/2005 8:52 PM
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