And Here Is Another News Flash ...
... please watch CNN or MSNBC on Saturday night.
You may see a news flash along the lines of "Connecticut First-Time Golfer Kills Two In Deadly Golf Game".
I am trying golf for the first time in my life, Saturday afternoon. The occasion is my co-worker Darrell's "sort-of" bachelor party (not exactly my idea of a terrific time, but it should be good for a few laughs).
I've gone to driving ranges over time, and have been amazed that no matter how I seem to "aim" a driver ... the ball has a mind of its own. Left ... Right ... Down the center ... Right ... Left ... Somewhat down the center ...
I hit the ball a "country mile", but it's not pretty. My only hope is that nobody actually keeps score.
You may see a news flash along the lines of "Connecticut First-Time Golfer Kills Two In Deadly Golf Game".
I am trying golf for the first time in my life, Saturday afternoon. The occasion is my co-worker Darrell's "sort-of" bachelor party (not exactly my idea of a terrific time, but it should be good for a few laughs).
I've gone to driving ranges over time, and have been amazed that no matter how I seem to "aim" a driver ... the ball has a mind of its own. Left ... Right ... Down the center ... Right ... Left ... Somewhat down the center ...
I hit the ball a "country mile", but it's not pretty. My only hope is that nobody actually keeps score.
posted by Lee at
9/29/2005 09:28:00 PM
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After hitting a bucket of balls (in preparation ... St. Peter, be ready) the other day and putting muscles into play that I had no prior knowledge of, I have prepared the required "muscle relaxant". I believe one case of vodka should get me through the first three holes. After that, they're all on their own.
Personally, I find it almost repulsive that I am now attempting a game that I have always referred to as "about as exciting as watching old people ...."
And, 'tis true, I have no problem with moving on to a more "normal" sport, like "Farouk-Eating".
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Lee, at 9/30/2005 10:16 PM
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