I Know He's Lost It, Now ...

This direct quote just in from the online edition of the Sumner Press:

"St. Louis: National and American League playoffs are underway. Cardinals are playing the San Diego Chargers. Winner will play winner of Atlanta Braves vs Houston Rockets series for NL pennant. In American, Yankees play Los Angeles Angels; Boston Red Sox take on Chicago White Sox. Predicted "world Champions", Cardinals over Yankees in next week's world series."

If this were fact, it would probably be a pretty interesting National League Championship Series, since the San Diego Chargers are in the NFL, and the Houston Rockets are in the NBA.

I'm surprised the Yankees aren't playing the Los Angeles Galaxy of Major League Soccer, and the Red Sox aren't playing the Chicago Blackhawks of the NHL.

What I am not surprised at is that Roscoe has finally managed to alter the Space-Time Continuum, and has thereby moved up the World Series by about 14 days.

Whoa ... Reggie Jackson is going to have to turn over his "Mr. October" title to Roscoe.

And no, Eric ... I predict the Atlanta Black Crackers are going to beat the Chicago Blackhawks in the Super Bowl.

And no, folks ... I am NOT making that up. Click the link.

My sources tell me that "Cool Papa" Bell will kick the winning free-throw, after a record-setting home-run attempt by Annika Sorenstam and a no-hitter pitched by my favorite, Katarina Witt.

Heck, I could write a sports page for the Sumner Press and get everything wrong. Dang.