God ... what a pain in the butt. And God ... how happy we are that it's relatively over.
I had requested the truck from UHaul for 24 hours. They called to confirm the reservation and pick-up time yesterday afternoon, and could only offer a 7:00AM to 2:00PM time slot. And from their Hartford location, no less. NOT our Manchester location, which on Thursday had probably 100 trucks sitting in the lot when I checked then. One of the things you pay for is mileage at $0.99 a mile. I think there is a conspiracy going on there. Why, Eric might think it's all because of Bush43. Any hoo ...
We had two "casualties" in the storage process over the 4 or 5 years we had stuff stored. When we uncovered Janice's sofa and loveseat from the storage unit, we discovered that a family of mice had decided that both these pieces of furniture were perfect places to build nests and to ... ahem ... do their "business". We were thinking of putting these two pieces downstairs, but to be honest to you all, I never really liked them. I guess it was a bit of serendipity. It's fortunate that the storage unit is less than three minutes from the town landfill. So there we headed, after putting these on the truck last.
However ... to get to the dumping spot, we had to travel about a mile up the landfill hill. That was quite the challenge, with the rain we've had over the past 24 hours. The mud was about 10 inches deep. When we got to the site where we could dump it, we actually had to wait for a truck to dump a load of dirt and gravel to fill the giant mud swamp that was where we were supposed to dump our stuff.
I am normally not a "scoff-law" but I said "**** it". I had paid $14 for two pieces of furniture to dump. Off went the blankets the mice had used to build their nests. Off went the microwave that had been purchased when the only two buttons were "On" and "Off". Off went the love seat. Off went the sofa. Off went the fold-up bed from IKEA I had bought several years ago. They didn't ask ... I didn't tell ... so I think I probably got a $30-$40 "deal" on it all. LOL
Janice has never been to a landfill ... it was a cool experience for her. GIANT (and I mean GIANT) earthmovers with foot-long spiked steel "tires" were crushing all sorts of stuff. Ross would have loved it - these things are enormous!
I wanted to stick around to see all this stuff get crushed, but Janice didn't want to stick around to see ("I loved that set") ... ("Sorry, it smells of mouse whiz) ... it get CRUSHED.
We dropped the remainder of that load off at the house, then went to the apartment for the GIANT plants. By this point, I told Janice to take her co-worker Michael's offer to help, and he showed up to real quick-like. That was a huge help. I'm happy to report that our plants were flexible enough to survive being having their tops being drug along the ceilings of the hallways. We're talking 10 to 12-foot high plants. I'm also happy that the people at UHaul were able to extend our rental return to 4:00PM. We needed every minute of it.
The plants are all sitting out in our driveway right now. We had some rain, and it seemed like a good time to let them get a little bit of rain to wash them off and give them a good drenching. I'm pulling them into the garage before the end of the night, so they don't blow over.
Jesus ... I think we must look like the most "Beverly Hillbillies" Movers-In in the entire neighborhood. No ... actually, perhaps in the entire known Universe.
Whatever ... we're tired, we stink, and we're tired. Yes, we are
doubly tired. Perhaps this is the first night we hit the Jacuzzi. Or, perhaps not, since I'm so tired I might slip "untersee". I'm reiterating Danny Glover's line from "Lethal Weapon" ... "I'm getting too old for this sh*t".
I love you all. I'm looking forward to seeing you all. The kids are very much looking forward to seeing you all. And Janice is looking forward to seeing you all at the Outer Banks.
Right now ... we are going to have some drinks. We are going to have a couple of T-Bones for dinner. I love when a plan comes together with a good grocery store sale.
:-)